KELIS IS “SO READY” TO HAVE HER BABY
Singer Kelis, who is eight months and one week pregnant, is “so ready” to have her baby. Like many moms-to-be, Kelis is anxiously awaiting her due date.
“I feel like I have been pregnant forever ok yeah the better part of a year! Its an eternity. Literally living in purgatory! I’m so ready[sic]!”, the singer revealed yesterday via her twitter account.
She added, “My rib cage is being attacked by my stomach which is anialating my lungs! I want this little martian now! I can’t wait the suspense is crazy[sic].”
Kelis also revealed amidst her hormonal rants that she hates spandex and can’t wait till she is dressed in “corsets and tight jeans”
”I hate spandex and after this baby I never wanna see a legging again! I may go on an anti american aparell tyraid! Course wouldn’t be fare to that establishment since they have litterally kept me clother for the past 8 months. But good grief a girl can only stand but so much lycra in one lifetime! I have had enough I want corsets and and tight jeans and platform stilettos and I want it now![sic]“
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SHE IS SOO FUNNY BUT I FEEL HER EVEN THO IM NOT A MOM,BUT I CAN SOMEWHAT UNDERSTAND LOL I REMEMBER WHEN SHE WAS SCARED TO HAVE A BABY BUT IM GLAD SHE GOT OVER THAT ANYWAY I CANT WAIT TIL SHE GIVES BIRTH ALSO,I CAN SEE HER SPAZZIN OUT IN THE DELIVERY ROOM NOW LOL.ANYWAY I BET HES GONNA BE SO HANDSOME AND TALL I SOO CANT WAIT TO SEE HIM.
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SAME THING I SAID I KNOW ALOT OF CHICKS LIKE HER,THEIR KIDS BE LIKE 10 AND UP BEFORE THEY HAVE ANOTHER CHILD OR NONE AFTER THE 1ST CHILD LOL.
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oh yeah, did she say her rib cage is being attacked by her stomach?…. funny stuff !!!!
Kelis, I feel you. Since, you have had a bad experience with the spandex, maybe you should start a clothing line for expecting mothers that you feel would best benefit them and make them more comfortable. Maybe a maternity corset…..just a thought.
Sounds like she won’t be getting pregnant for a long time after she has her son. LOL She still looks great at 8 months pregnant!
well of course she is ready it’s been like a long time since she was carrying her baby and that’s a very stressful job whe’d definitely rather letting the baby out in the world than carrying him.
I know the feeling! Make sure to get the epidural girl it hurts!!!
Good Luck
Lookn great
Good luck kelis & Congrats
Kelis you looks so cute & in no way look 8 months pregnant. I feel you on the spandex LMAO. Through all the problems the best part is going to be that beautiful little baby. Good Luck & Congrats
Lol…Kelis I totally understand. Relax he’ll be here in no time…patience is the key.